For the past three days, I've been trying to get my tablet to work in Ubuntu.

On day one, I broke the Xorg configuration so hard I couldn't boot to the desktop.
On day two, I followed a hint that the random cursor jumping is because the tablet is recognized twice.
On day three, I finally managed to remove one of the tablet detections, but turns out that's not the problem. All I had to do was GET AN XSERVER UPDATE WHICH IS NOT IN THE MAIN CHANNELS OF PRECISE AND FORCING ME TO UPDATE TO 12.10

DAMNIT XSERVER WHAT THE FUCK

Here's a quick, disproportionate sketch showing my feeling about Xserver, featuring best girl of the season. What do you think about Xorg, Manami?
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Excellent answer.